Day: September 27, 2012

One day in school our math teacher exploded and we were delighted that our teacher exloded because we can play the green drums and the tiny flute.  We were sorry that we never brought in the tiny giraffe and we got a new maths teacher who was a rabbit and he can play the piano and nobody likes him because he has been bully.  Every day of maths is a nightmare just knowing you are  in the same room as the new bully. Why did our teacher explode why!!!!!!!!!

by James

It was night when I was thinking about my new green piano. I was so excited about
getting it so I went to bed because it was going to arrive in the morning. It
is day now so I bolted down the stairs and there it was, my new piano! The box was tiny but as long as it was a piano.
I ripped the box open and took it out it was so exiting I’ve always wanted a
piano. I exploded in happiness as I  started playing the piano. Then my mum woke up and started shouting at me so I said sorry…

 

 

I was sleeping when there was a CRASH!  There were lights flashing from my window.  I sprawled out of  bed and went to the window, and I peeked out.  I saw an amazing thing, a real live spaceship!  I ran outside,  then slowed down. Somthing was wrong. The spaceship was tiny!   I bashed down the door. I looked inside. There it was, a green ailen playing the piano. I asked why and he said ” I’m about to explode, I’m dieing! I’m sorry for the noise, aliens have exploded before, now I’m about to, so please run away!”   There was a boom! He had disappeared!

One day I was practising my piano in the living room when…I heard a large BANG! It was the cooker. It had exploded in the kitchen, then I suddenly felt sad and upset,so I went back into the living room.   I went to read a small, tiny book called the amazing, large gargoyl.   It was interesting with lots of description. Then I went out to the garden, it had the most beautiful green grass in the world. Then my friend came over and said sorry for what he had done yesterday, which was that he hurt me but I knew he didn’t mean it.

In the town of Blobville there was a boy called Tom.  He was very quite and really TINY.  He had no friends because he was the only kid in the town.  One day there was a big bomb that EXPLODED in the heart of the city and it was a stink bomb and it was so smelly that it felt like thousands of sKunks had taken over the city and their lair was in the in city.  There was GREEN goo all over the walls there was pieces of PIANO all over the floor.  Then Tom came from behind and said SORRY.

By Ewan

 It was a cold winter night.  I  was reading my book about tiny birds when I heard a terrific squawking coming from the piano room. I frowned. Trevor my budgie had died years ago when I was  7 so what was making that awful noise?  I felt very sorry for it. I  decided to see what was going on. Standing on the  concert piano was an exquisite peacock green bird with a  rounded beak  like that of a toucan. Scientists had believed it to be it extinct. It was called the Maklou bird and the rest of it’s kind had exploded…

I was just about to go to the zoo with my mum, hoping to see the giraffes. I thought that I should just play my piano. We squeezed into our tiny car and drove away. We then arrived at the zoo and I was jumping around with joy. We saw all the animals that were there. But then the moment I was waiting for, I was going to see the giraffes. Then when I saw them they looked green. I fed them some food to see if it would be better but then they exploded.  A man screamed at me then I replied “Sorry.”

The man walked slowly into the tiny dark room with a strange green color on the walls. In the middle of the room sat a grand piano. The rather inquisitive man shuffle forwards to the piano. A red light started glowing, and a siren went off. The man had tripped a tripwire. Suddenly a missile crashed through the roof, and the piano exploded in a millisecond. The man flew backwards though the air- all he could say was ‘SORRY PIANO !’  As a splinter of wood from the piano was catapulted into the man’s chest he instantly died, and blood and guts were scattered across the room.

It was a normal school day and I just got up.  I had my breakfast and got on my clothes.  I decided to have a go at my sisters piano.  I took one touch and it turned green. Then I could hear the squeaky brakes of the school bus pulling up out beside my house.  It was a tiny little pink bus.  I ran out to catch it before it went.  It took us half an hour before we reached the school gates.  I went into my class where my teacher was waiting on me.  I said sorry for being late.  Then her head exploded.

Once upon a time a tiny green elf was walking through the forest of candy cane.  He was on his way home from picking berrys and small pianos on the other side of the forest,which is where you get the best berrys.  When he got back in to the little tree hut  he handed out all the berrys to all his family and friends.  Oh sorry I forgot to tell you about the little green elf,  his name is chimp he is the smallest elf known to elf country but he does most of the chores.  Then suddenly they all exploded.