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 It was a cold winter night.  I  was reading my book about tiny birds when I heard a terrific squawking coming from the piano room. I frowned. Trevor my budgie had died years ago when I was  7 so what was making that awful noise?  I felt very sorry for it. I  decided to see what was going on. Standing on the  concert piano was an exquisite peacock green bird with a  rounded beak  like that of a toucan. Scientists had believed it to be it extinct. It was called the Maklou bird and the rest of it’s kind had exploded…

I was just about to go to the zoo with my mum, hoping to see the giraffes. I thought that I should just play my piano. We squeezed into our tiny car and drove away. We then arrived at the zoo and I was jumping around with joy. We saw all the animals that were there. But then the moment I was waiting for, I was going to see the giraffes. Then when I saw them they looked green. I fed them some food to see if it would be better but then they exploded.  A man screamed at me then I replied “Sorry.”

The man walked slowly into the tiny dark room with a strange green color on the walls. In the middle of the room sat a grand piano. The rather inquisitive man shuffle forwards to the piano. A red light started glowing, and a siren went off. The man had tripped a tripwire. Suddenly a missile crashed through the roof, and the piano exploded in a millisecond. The man flew backwards though the air- all he could say was ‘SORRY PIANO !’  As a splinter of wood from the piano was catapulted into the man’s chest he instantly died, and blood and guts were scattered across the room.

It was a normal school day and I just got up.  I had my breakfast and got on my clothes.  I decided to have a go at my sisters piano.  I took one touch and it turned green. Then I could hear the squeaky brakes of the school bus pulling up out beside my house.  It was a tiny little pink bus.  I ran out to catch it before it went.  It took us half an hour before we reached the school gates.  I went into my class where my teacher was waiting on me.  I said sorry for being late.  Then her head exploded.

Once upon a time a tiny green elf was walking through the forest of candy cane.  He was on his way home from picking berrys and small pianos on the other side of the forest,which is where you get the best berrys.  When he got back in to the little tree hut  he handed out all the berrys to all his family and friends.  Oh sorry I forgot to tell you about the little green elf,  his name is chimp he is the smallest elf known to elf country but he does most of the chores.  Then suddenly they all exploded.

One day,when I was practicing on my keyboard, my mum came in to the room and  announced ” That is very good son.”  She’d always said that when I got good enough I could play on her piano. This was my chance, I asked “Could I play your piano?”

“No, maybe in a year or so.” she answered. I was so mad, she didn’t trust me but I had a plan.That afternoon I went in to her room and started playing, her room was green and  tiny.  Then the piano exploded .  She rushed in “DO YOUR TEETH AND GET TO BED!” She roared  “Sorry.” I said.

We were in class the teacher was shouting at us  looking like she had exploded we all said sorry again and again but she would not listen to us.  The person sitting beside me had a green snot hanging our her nose I did not tell her though it was disgusting.  The man who teaches piano came in and said “Can I have Sally for piano” She ran with him we all new she was glad.  Just as she left the room the teacher was done shouting and with a tiny smile the bell went  just as we were about to go she exploded…

It was the best day of my life,the day my brother exploded.  It started off as a normal day.  My brother pestering me for my chocolate bar.  SoI boby-trapped my chocolate, so what he never knew was it wasn’t actually a chocolate bar.  It was a stick of TNT covered in chocolate.   As soon  as he took a bite BOOM!  He exploded .  I watched flying green pieces of his brain fly right passed my face .  I had never realised how tiny his brain was.  But some of  it landed on my piano!!!  Everyone felt sorry for him except me.

One Christmas night Sandra ( the worst fairy ever)sat at the table all alone.  She was cooking a tiny turkey in her pink and fluffy oven.  Sandra danced over to the television and put on the annual piano contest while the turkey was cooking. Soon she heard the ding of the oven and she rushed to the oven and opened the door.  Slowly and delicately she took the turkey out and it was green.  Sandra sat it on the table picked up the knife and fork and went to cut the first piece of turkey when BOOM! The turkey exploded!  Sandra was some sorry girl.