Well done to all pupils who entered the poetry competition. Some of the prizewinners are pictured below.
Here are some of the prize winning entries:
Anaphora
I’m so sorry
I’m sorry I’m late for work
I’m sorry I skipped school
I’m sorry I didn’t clean my dive kit
I’m so sorry
I’m sorry I didn’t clean my room
I’m sorry I didn’t clean the car
I’m sorry I didn’t cook
I’m sorry I didn’t cut the grass
I’m so sorry
I’m sorry I didn’t finish the course
I’m sorry I didn’t go to the Coop
I’m sorry I didn’t move my bike
I’m so sorry I just hate the work…
AM
Damnit computer you just won’t listen
I shout blithering things, you don’t know submission
I click and I click and I click some more
You make my brain feel tired and small.
I gently kick you with my foot
If I could have my way with you you’d be ashes and soot
But alas my friend your end is not nigh
You are of property that is not mine.
Error occurred should I send a report?
No! I want you and your problem to have yourself sort
Why do have this problem you persist on me?
There is no error. That I can see.
Oh sod it I’ve had it you’re going to die
For this matter at hand I’m not going to lie.
I’ll put you on a battlefield against a javelin missile
Your CPU board I’ll be ecstatic to hear sizzle.
I’ll smack and I’ll wack you up against the wall
My extent of anger is infinitely tall
You are small but I am double
How’d you manage to cause this amount of trouble?
I don’t even know what you’re trying to say
I have to go home soon you’ve wasted my day
You have caused me an entire day of sorrow
This day has been hell and I’ll see you tomorrow.
RH
I HAVE TO CLEAN
Ha! Ha! Ha! Goes the sound of laughter on the TV
I have to clean
EE! EE! Goes the sound of the mop as it mops up the muddy floor
I have to clean
SH! CLICK! Goes the sound of the kettle and a clatter of footsteps followed
I have to clean
SCRATCH! Goes the sound of the pens as it writes out the cheques
I have to clean
CLICK! Goes the sound of the mouse on the computer
I have to clean
DRIP! Goes the sound of the tap as the dishes are washed
I have to clean
PURR! Goes the sound of the cat as it rubs against my leg
I have to clean
SIZZLE! Goes the sound of tea being cooked
I have to clean
CLANK! CLANK! Goes the sound of money as it is counted
I have to clean
What a wonderful day everyone else has had
I STILL have to clean!!!!!
LA
