My Awsome Grand Parents

I think my grand parents are ninjas because they watch ninja turtels that means they can do back flips and the splits if you se my grandparents get ready to run because they got a mopility scooter and there  cool rinkills and there scabby toe nails they are awsome. who wouldnt want to have my grandparents and they have a pistiol in there nickers like the Roald Dahl verison of Red Riding hood and they were fat in there day they were fater than Andre The Giant and  they had to house because they coudint fit in the house and thats the story of my Grand parents.