Day: September 27, 2012

One day,when I was practicing on my keyboard, my mum came in to the room and  announced ” That is very good son.”  She’d always said that when I got good enough I could play on her piano. This was my chance, I asked “Could I play your piano?”

“No, maybe in a year or so.” she answered. I was so mad, she didn’t trust me but I had a plan.That afternoon I went in to her room and started playing, her room was green and  tiny.  Then the piano exploded .  She rushed in “DO YOUR TEETH AND GET TO BED!” She roared  “Sorry.” I said.

We were in class the teacher was shouting at us  looking like she had exploded we all said sorry again and again but she would not listen to us.  The person sitting beside me had a green snot hanging our her nose I did not tell her though it was disgusting.  The man who teaches piano came in and said “Can I have Sally for piano” She ran with him we all new she was glad.  Just as she left the room the teacher was done shouting and with a tiny smile the bell went  just as we were about to go she exploded…

It was the best day of my life,the day my brother exploded.  It started off as a normal day.  My brother pestering me for my chocolate bar.  SoI boby-trapped my chocolate, so what he never knew was it wasn’t actually a chocolate bar.  It was a stick of TNT covered in chocolate.   As soon  as he took a bite BOOM!  He exploded .  I watched flying green pieces of his brain fly right passed my face .  I had never realised how tiny his brain was.  But some of  it landed on my piano!!!  Everyone felt sorry for him except me.

One Christmas night Sandra ( the worst fairy ever)sat at the table all alone.  She was cooking a tiny turkey in her pink and fluffy oven.  Sandra danced over to the television and put on the annual piano contest while the turkey was cooking. Soon she heard the ding of the oven and she rushed to the oven and opened the door.  Slowly and delicately she took the turkey out and it was green.  Sandra sat it on the table picked up the knife and fork and went to cut the first piece of turkey when BOOM! The turkey exploded!  Sandra was some sorry girl.