Whoooo can tell the best joke? Please post your best Halloween joke before Tuesday 30 October. Here is one for you.
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts! (Olivia)
This is our first post. We are the Pr 5 bloggers – Olivia, Griffin and Iona.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Well done P5 bloggers. What an excellent job you’ve done.
This sounds like a brilliant task.
Here is my joke:
What do witches put on their hair?
SCARE SPRAY
how do you make a tissue dance you put a boogy boogy in it
Why did Dracula visit the Doctor?
……because of his coffin!
what did the banana say to the pumpkin?
anwser: happy pumpoween
Emily Fortey primary5
A woman walked into a resteraunt and ordered a bowl of soup, and she noticed there was a spider in it. ‘Waiter, why is there a spider in my soup?’, she asked,’Its a prank’, the waiter replied ‘You’re meant to be scared’. The woman said ‘Okay, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!’
What do you call a skeleton that is good at solving mysteries?
Sherlock Bones 🙂