hi my name is Joe I live in a small village in Sweden.I like burgers,dogs,pizza and sharks but i hate KITTENS and ALIENS!. but one night i was alone then suddenly it went dark i herd a BANG! i thought i dropped something but i didn’t so i walked down stairs the front door was open i panicked but then i saw it…it was a alienkitten i gasped i ran like the wind  but i slipped he had a GUN he shot me 3 times he thought he killed me but he didn’t I heard the words Yes! Then I escaped…