Merry Xmas Everyone/The Greatest Gift

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Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
It’s the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton-up on his sleigh?
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?

So here it is, Merry Christmas
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun

Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
Are you sure you’ve got the room to spare inside?
Does your granny always tell you
That the old songs are the best?
Then she’s up and rock-‘n’-rolling with the rest

So here it is, Merry Christmas
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun

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Another year over
Where do they go to?
It’s a mystery
Now it’s December
So much to remember
Before Christmas Eve
I’m already late and my train is delayed
Disruptions on the line I race into work
and the place is berserk
Yes it’s Christmas time
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
But right now I don’t have time to breathe
The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic There’s a queue for the queue
A granny’s taking her time at the front of the line
“Ninety one, ninety two”
There’s a party at work
And the manager’s twerkin’ inappropriately
To top off the day
Another train is delayed
It’s a catastrophe
Christmas Time is here
I’d like to spend the time with the ones I love so dear
I’m tryin’ to find the greatest gift I can give my family
I don’t have time there’s only one of me
Tell me how do people do it all?
I’ll never get it done
If only there were a way to be
In two places at once
Wait! That gives me an idea!
If I wasn’t alone
What if I had a clone
I could do so much more
It would all be a breeze
With a couple more me’s
I’d have time galore
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is ME!
Now I can meet with the boss
And empty out my inbox all simultaneously
Leaving me time to spend
With my family and friends
Where I want to be
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is me!
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give is me!
I want to find the greatest gift I can give my family
The greatest gift I can give
The greatest gift I can give
…is me!