Holywood Hullabaloo

                        Red nose day is a charity for British and African people.                              

Funny jokes:

Why did the chicken not cross the road?    Because it’s a chicken.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no BODY to go with!

 Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog? How long have you felt this way?
Ever since I was a puppy!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to be smoking

RED NOSE DAY AT HOLYWOOD

 

On Friday the 15^th of March we dressed up for red nose day me and my friend came as twin geeks and my other friend came as an elephant.

CRAZY JOKES

 

Q. What is brown and sticky?

A. A stick

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. A cell phone

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. Let out a little wine.

Q. What did the judge say when to skunk walked in to the room?

A. Odor in the court

BY Katie and Leah

 

Today is red nose day at our school it cost a pound for 1 red nose and 1 pound to dress up I came to school in my onezy. At lunch we are going to do a pie in the face it is when you have to think of a funny joke and if nodybody laughs then you get a pie in the face. We are also having a blown pumping compition it is when you blow the blown then you let go and the pump that is loudest wins.

It is red nose day and everyone at Holywood Primary is dressing up for £1, we are selling cakes and red noses. All the money will go to Charity. We are having a best dressed competition, also we are have a joke competition if your joke is rubbish you get a cream pie in your face. Here are some fancy dressed people.

Q:What happen when the egg started to laugh

A:it cracked up

Q: whats brown and sticky

A: A stick

Q: what is black and white and read all over

A: penguin with sun burn

Q:what do you call a pig who does karate

A: porkchop

 

On the 5^th and 6^th of March p5-7 went on a school trip to Stronord Outdoor Centre. It took us about 40-45 minuets to get there in the bus, we set off mountain walking at about 12:00pm and arrived back at 4:30pm but went to the park and then went back to the Centre at 5:00pm. YUMMY, for tea we had the choice of pizza or sausages and beans, I had sausages they were delicious! After tea we went back to the park for about an hour and a half then came back and watched a Cheaper by the Dozen and had a cup of hot chocolate, we watched the film for about half an hour and then got board and played bop it. We had to go to bed at 10:00pm but we were aloud to talk quietly. In the morning we got up at 8:00am and had breakfast nearly everyone had coco pops then went out to play in the garden. Soon after the instructors arrived and we were put in to two groups one of the groups was for people who were confident on bikes and the other not so confident. The first people to go mountain biking was the more confident group whilst the other group was doing orienteering and swapped over at about 12:30pm.We came back to the Centre at 3:00 and set off home, we got back to school at 4:30pm and everyone was shattered!

By Olivia & Katie

P 5 – 7 went to Stronord Outdoor Activity Centre this March. This time Miss Baxter and Mrs Queen came along with us. At Stronord we done three activitys such as: Mounting cycling,orienteering and hill walking. When we arrived we went straight to our rooms to pick a bunk and then we had to go through to the dining room to listen to the instructions and to get what else we needed for all the activitys : like a ruck sack or water proofs. After all that we set off for the hill walking and when we got to sit and eat our lunch the view was amazing.  By the time we finished we were puffed out. We went back to have some food which was pizza or sausages and then went to the park for an 1 and a half hours. The next morning we got ready and had our cereal and packed up for the mounting cycling and the orienteering which was really fun but hard. We all got back and got our luggage then went on the bus and waved good bye.

By leah

On Tuesday the 6th of March the big class went to Sronord. It is about fourty-fourty five minutes to get to the outdoor center.On Tuesday when we got there we all got a snack and then went a big walk/hill walk and we went to loch Troot and eat our lunch. Loch Troot is a beautiful place. The water is all still and there is alot of hills around. It is my dream loch.Then we continued walking and Alex(one of the instructors)Showed us a waterfall and he said he might go kanooing in it one day. On Wednesday the more confedint group for mountain biking went mountain biking and the less confident group went oreinteering. After we all went biking and oreinteering we all met up at the car park and eat lunch. After we eat lunch we swapped over groups. When we came home all our mums were proud of us and Miss Dale had a big cheesy smile on her face!!

Published And Wrote By Charlie Ann Marshall

On the 6th and 7th of March p5 to 7 went up to stronord a outdoor activity center near Newton stuart. Miss Baxter and Mrs Queen accompanied us we stayed in a old school house with a girl room and a boys room a kitchen and a sitting room. On the first day we went a hill walk for about 6 hours it was really exhausting the walk was round lake gorge. On Wednesday for the first part we went mountain biking and it was really cold but after we had our lunch we went of to do some orienteering and that warmed us up at 3:30 we got back into the bus and headed back to the school for our parents and guardian’s to pick us up.  Jennifer Clark P6

P5-7 went to Stronord activity center. We did 3 different activities. On the first day we went on a trail for the whole day.The next day we did orienteering and biking. We went on the trip with Miss Baxter and Mrs Queen. The instructors were very helpful and kind.One the first day we had to bring a our own lunch, and we had dinner there, we had pizza and garlic bread or sausages and beans ‘it was lovley’ . There was a kitchen,living area, a boys room, and a girls room, also there was two toilets. The trip was amzing and I would love to go back!!!!! Caitlin Wells P7

When we are writing we use VCOP. V stands for vocabulary and we try to use WOW words. C stands for connectives and we use this to join our sentences. O stands for openers and we try to make our openings exciting. P stands for punctuation and we are careful to use the correct punctuation. This makes our writing exciting.