The following story did not actually happen.
“For goodness sake Rhona!” I yell in frustration as I turn the Whole room upside down looking for the lost remote. “Just tell me where it is!” I say through my annoyance. “You’ll never find it.” She says in a singsong voice.
“Just tell me where it is.” I say hoping she will just give up. “I’ve been looking for 10 minutes!”
That is when I notice a large black box shaped thing sticking out of the bin. “YOU BINNED IT, RHONA?” “Yes so?” “You will ruin it!” I press the button to turn the tv and am not surprised when nothing happens. I roll my eyes and go upstairs to read instead.