So as you (maybe) know Its Red Nose Day today and here at Holywood, we are enjoying every moment of it, especially the funny dressing up. Everyone with money is buying red noses (at £1 to Comic Relief) and red nose day cupcakes (2 for 50p (100% of it goes to Charity)) and we will have a “Best Costume Of The Year” Award for the costume with the best layout. And here are 10 jokes for you:
1. Why did the cow NOT cross the road? Because he was a coward.
2. How do Chickens fly? 1st class.
3. What does a mouse eat? Cheese Casserole.
4. What did the shark say to the dolphin? You’ve got Bone Style.
5. What is yellow, brown and red all over? A giraffe with a sun burn.
6. What do you call a nose that tells bad jokes? ‘Snot Funny.
7. In which country does a nose feel most at home? Snotland
Confident, Creative Learners with Big Ambitions. Kind to each other. Kind to the Planet.
