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Rhian Davies was very impressed with the standard of the bike and scooter costumes. Amazing support from family – thank you!
Remember to keep pedalling – there is only three days left in the Big Pedal and we are currently leading the group in Rhian’s I bike schools. We are in the top 50 for small schools across the whole country – check out the Big Pedal website to see how we are getting on.
Thank you to everyone who dressed up funny, bought a red nose or our weirdly decorated cakes in order to raise money for Comic Relief. We will let you know how much we raised in the next newsletter.
So as you (maybe) know Its Red Nose Day today and here at Holywood, we are enjoying every moment of it, especially the funny dressing up. Everyone with money is buying red noses (at £1 to Comic Relief) and red nose day cupcakes (2 for 50p (100% of it goes to Charity)) and we will have a “Best Costume Of The Year” Award for the costume with the best layout. And here are 10 jokes for you:
1. Why did the cow NOT cross the road? Because he was a coward.
2. How do Chickens fly? 1st class.
3. What does a mouse eat? Cheese Casserole.
4. What did the shark say to the dolphin? You’ve got Bone Style.
5. What is yellow, brown and red all over? A giraffe with a sun burn.
6. What do you call a nose that tells bad jokes? ‘Snot Funny.
7. In which country does a nose feel most at home? Snotland
Red Nose day is a fun day at Holywood school, we have so many
things to do like : funny joke off but if no one laughs
you get a cream pie in the face. This year we are doing a balloon farting competition to see whocan get the loudest fart.
Everyone has dressed up. You can see us in the fab picture below.
Funny jokes:
Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it’s a chicken.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog? How long have you felt this way?
Ever since I was a puppy!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to be smoking
RED NOSE DAY AT HOLYWOOD
On Friday the 15th of March we dressed up for red nose day me and my friend came as twin geeks and my other friend came as an elephant.
CRAZY JOKES
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. A cell phone
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. Let out a little wine.
Q. What did the judge say when to skunk walked in to the room?
A. Odor in the court
BY Katie and Leah
Today is red nose day at our school it cost a pound for 1 red nose and 1 pound to dress up I came to school in my onezy. At lunch we are going to do a pie in the face it is when you have to think of a funny joke and if nodybody laughs then you get a pie in the face. We are also having a blown pumping compition it is when you blow the blown then you let go and the pump that is loudest wins.
It is red nose day and everyone at Holywood Primary is dressing up for £1, we are selling cakes and red noses. All the money will go to Charity. We are having a best dressed competition, also we are have a joke competition if your joke is rubbish you get a cream pie in your face. Here are some fancy dressed people.
Q:What happen when the egg started to laugh
A:it cracked up
A: A stick
Q: what is black and white and read all over
A: penguin with sun burn
Q:what do you call a pig who does karate
A: porkchop
