I have not played against Barcelona at football in the great stadium.
But I have played against rangers and scored three goals.
I have not been to Egypt to see all the brilliant pyramids and enjoy the lovely heat and feel the smooth sand on my feet.
But I have been to a mud bath in turkey and a sulphur pool in turkey.
I have not gone swimming with sharks in the astonishing water of south Africa.
But I have capsized my canoe in the river lion off Scotland on our way to Aberfeldy.
By Dougal
nice one dougal really like the second line