There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie. I don’t know why she swallowed a midgie so teeny and squidgy.

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a trout, it flip flopped and swim swam and bubbled about.

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie. I don’t know why she swallowed a midgie so teeny and squidgy.

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a puffin. As if it where nothing, she swallowed a puffin!

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a Scottie. Completely dotty, she swallowed a Scottie!

There was a wee lassie who swallowed an eagle. Its really not legal to swallow and eagle!

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a seal. Like no big deal, she swallowed a seal!

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a cow. I mean – wow! – she swallowed a cow!

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a Nessie. Its especially messy to swallow a Nessie!

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a loch. It was massive but, och, she swallowed a loch!

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie, but why a midgie, so teeny and squidgy?

and could she have swallowed yet more? – no doubt! but the loch that sloshed through her washed everything…. OUT!