I woke up and brushed my dog’s teeth
then I itched my beautiful ear,
And instead of milk with my cereal,
I ended up drinking dad’s beer,
I went out to play football
and scored in the top bins,
After that I spread my tooth paste on my toast,
for last night’s dinner I had a bean of tins.
Me and my family ate the dinner table
and had a toast spread with red paint,
I went to the gym, had a towel to wind
because I was sweating so much I could faint.
By Finlay and Roland
