I have not been to Anfield and heard the cheers
but I have seen everybody cheer for Scotland on tv
I have not seen the top of the Eiffel tower in Paris
but I have seen the top of Ben Lawers in Scotland
I have not touched a lion from Africa
but I have touched my beautiful dog’s fur
I have not got a Santa Cruz bike
but I have got a good enough Whyte 604 bike
I have not been to Madeira in Portugal
but I have been to Mallorca in Spain
I have not got a hole in one yet at the Aberfeldy golf course
but I have got a hole in three at the Aberfeldy golf course
By Finlay