I have not been to Edwards air force base
But I have been to Lossiemouth air base
I have not been in a jet
But I have heard a sonic boom from a jet
I have not seen a real fighter pilot
but I have seen a f22 raptor going down Blair Atholl valley
I have not seen a f18 hornet
But I have eaten a dry soggy MRE
I have not been inside a real airbase
But I have an American flight suit
I have not got a flight helmet
But I have the big black flight boots
