Ingredients:
a handful of embarrassment
a cup of mum jokes
missing dad milk
a world of trash talk
a tank of lies
2 cringe peppers plus an extra pinch
Method:
- First grab a pot and add hot water then put it on the stove.
- Then add a handful of embarrassment to a high heat pot.
- After twenty minutes add a cup of mum jokes then stir.
- After stirring add missing dad milk then leave for ten minutes.
- Then mix in a world of trash talk.
- And as fast as you can add a tank of lies in till it overflows.
- Then add two cringe peppers.
- Leave for thirty minutes.
- Lastly and a pinch more cringe peppers.
By Fraser R
