Ingredients
A spoonful of arguments
A dollop of secrets
500g of anger
10ml of fun
2 cups of rugby
Half a cup of muddy play
A tractor ride
Method
Heat a spoonful of arguments in a pan
Add 500g of anger to the pan and mix for 20 minutes
Pour in 2 cups of rugby and 1/2 cup of muddy play, blend until a smooth liquid.
Finally pour in 10mls of fun and a tractor ride.
Serve in two bowls.
Enjoy the bowls of fun.
By John
