Ingredients
200g of football
250g of joy
1.2 litres of jealousy
150ml of arguments
3 cups of trust
300g of honesty
1.5 litres of patience
1 tbsp of embarrassment
Method
Step 1. Add 3 cups of of trust and 1.2 litres of jealousy to a pot of hot water and let simmer for 3-4 minutes
Step 2. Add your tbsp of embarrassment and 300g of honesty to your pot to simmer with the others
Step 3. Whizz 150 ml of arguments, 200g of football and 1.5 litres of patience to a blender and blend until a paste
Step 4. Add your paste to your pot of broth and stir
Step 5. Add your soup to a bowl and sprinkle a pinch of joy.
Now your soup is ready eat it while it’s hot.
By Joel
