Our big black chair
I must declare is just as big
as a big brown bear.
With hairs like a bear
and ears like a bear,
it’s just so ugly
I don’t really care.Â
It’s got a big hairy rump
and eyes that will make you jump.
I hate it so much
useless as a fat lump.
It’s got legs like palm trees
and a tail like a poo.
I really wouldn’t sit on it
if I were you.
But wait hold on
its beginning to rise,
I see rage in its eyes
It roared it stomped
shook its head
and a few minutes later
I was dead.
By Finlay H