His hair is as black as the cat across the road.
His eyes are as blue as the sea waving around.
He can jump as high as superman and his head is as solid as concrete.
His shoes stick on like glue and they never come off he can also run as fast as lightning and gets booed like when Ollie Gunnar Sohlshire was signed.
He wears the classic red all over his shirt and if he were a animal he would be a leopard.
If he was the moon he would be a full moon shining brighter than the sun and if he was a drink he would be coke.
His celebration makes the whole world shout SUUUU on command when he retires the world would go dark and miss him.
He has won five Ballon d’Ors and is one of the world’s best
By Alex
