10 Excuses on how I never handed in my homework!

WHY DID YOU NOT HAND IN YOU YOUR HOME WORK ZOE SAID THE TEACHER I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I QUICKLY CAME UP WITH THESE RANDOM 10 EXUSES HERE  THEY ARE DOWN BELOW.

1.The dog eat it up it was really hungry.

2.It fell down the back of the sofa and when I put my hand down to get it a monster bit me.

3.my mum thought it was food and put it in the toaster.

4.My gran dad ate it because he is parasite.

5.I was walking to school when a dinosaur from the Jurassic period came a stole it for her babies to eat.

6. I left it on the floor and a rat chewed it.

7.My dog poo’d on it and it started to smell.

8.I didn’t do my homework because I spent the night partying.

9.I didn’t feel good and was sick all over it.

10.It went on a date with a piece of paper.

 

10 Exxcuses on why I didnt do my homework

These are some weird and random excuses on why you didn’t  do your homework.

1. I couldn’t do my homework because it fell down the darn and a rat chewed it up I don’t think he likes homework either.

2.My homework fell down the endless pit in my back garden.

3.I left my cooker on and my homework was on top of so it set on fire.

4.My ant farm eat it.

5.My mum eat my homework.

6.My dogs peed on my homework.

7.I didn’t do my homework because I was at band.

8.I didn’t do my homework because I was on my computer.

9.I didn’t do my homework because it fell down the toilet.

10.I didn’t do my  homework because it went on a date with a ruler

 

10 excuses for not handing in my home work

These are 10 excuses why I  don’t hand my  homework.

1) lost it

2 )playing with your friend and never done it

3) little brother hid it from me

4) I was on holiday

5) left it at my grans

6) too may clubs and never had time

7) I had to tidy up my bedroom and it took hours

8) my hamster ripped it

9) spilt juice on it

10) it was on the titanic

 

9)

air space

On the weekend me and my friends went to a trampoline centre called Airspace .There were lots of sports  you could do on trampolines ,for  example doge ball , basketball or football

there was a big air mat that was also very fun.

 

My Weekend

On Saturday I went to my friend’s  birthday party we went to airspace it was great because their is trampolines everywhere. they also  put some sports on to trampolines like football and basketball. There was also a dodgeball court and there is a big airbag and you jump off podiums on to it and there was just a freestyle area where you did what you want it was great and after it we had a Frankie and Bennys and then I had to go to my little cousins birthday party she was 4 and after a long day I was very tired.