10 reasons why I haven’t got my homework

10 Reasons why I haven’t got my homework.

1. I had to take a blood test and I got dizzy after.

2.I had to go to my karate and swimming lessons.

3. My mum had to rip it up so that my hamster has paper as a bedding.

4.My little brother ripped it up because he was too angry.

5.My dad forced me to play on the computer.

6.It got lost in among the washing and my mum washed it.

7.My dog had puppies on it, and the puppies ate it.

8.I left my homework outside and it rained on it.

9.My mum cooked dinner on it.

10.My grandfather died and I had to go to his funeral.

 

10 Ways to get out of homework

Today I will tell u 10 ways to get out of doing your homework.

1.I split juice all over it.

2.I left it at my grans and she stays far away

3. I was at dance class and it finish till 9:30 and my bed times 9:45

4.My little cousin drew all over it.

5.I didn’t get any homework.

6.I lost it.

7.I was very busy.

8. My dog ran away and I had to find it

9. my dog ate it.

10. I did understand it.

 

10 things why you haven’t got my homework in school

 10 things why you  haven’t handed your homework in

1.I went on holiday and it flew out the plane.

2.The cat peed on it.

3.My Mum was having a baby so I had to look after her.

4.I went to see my family in Australia and I was at the sea most of the time.

5.My dad was reading it and ripped it up because he thought it was the news paper.

6.It was folded up but my Mum thought it was pastry and baked it in the oven.

7.I was washing my hands and it got flushed away.

8.My Mum was waking the dog and picked up the poo with my homework.

9.I left it in my old house.

10.I left it in the park then teenagers came and used it as a cigarette.

 

 

 

8 reasons for not bringing homework

Please don’t say your dog ate it because it wont work I have already tried it and it so didn’t work.

1.The cat peed on it and it smelled really bad

2. It fell behind the couch and when I tried to pick it up a monster bit me.

3. My dad boiled it then ate it.

4. I was sick on it and then it got destroyed.

5. My cat had kittens on it.

6. My dad used it as a baking tray and burnt the house down.

7. It was in my back pocket but when I done the toilet it flushed away.

8. When I was at the park a nerd stole it and done it for me.

10 Reasons For Getting Out Of Homework

 

Today I am going to be telling 10 reasons for getting out of homework.

Reason 1 Say you were busy.

Reason 2 You were at a wedding. 

Reason 3 You lost it. 

Reason 4 Pretend you already handed it in and just hand it in when you have to write your new homework in.

Reason 5 My brother got it covered in dirt and its getting cleaned up.

Reason 6 My little brother drew all over it.

Reason 7 I spilled water over it and it’s drying.

Reason 8 I went on holiday.

Reason 9 I didn’t get any homework.

Reason 10 I was visiting my Uncle and Auntie.

15 reasons why you forgot your homework

1. I lost it behind the coach

2. I thought it was a pop tart

3. An alien stole it from me

4. My cat scratched it

5. my dog ate it

6. it turned into a monster

7. I lost it going  on holiday

8. I was playing hide and seek with it and I couldn’t find it again

9. A robot melted it with its laser eyes

10. I forgot to do it

11. I didn’t get any homework this week

12. A robber stole it

13. My t-rex ate it

14. Someone stole all my pencils

15. I don’t have an excuse today

10 EXCUSES FOR YOUR WORK NOT GETTING DONE

1. A robber came in and try to get my jotter off me I won but he got away .

2. My friend came over and ate my pencil 🙂

3.I got a call off of call of duty

4. Was huger so I went to the café for an hour ;]

5. The class helper told me to stop and just dance ♥

6. When you were busy a wolf came in and ate my paper

7. I had to go because am Catwoman and a girl was in trouble 

8. I was running away from the joker

9. I was in unicorn land I had to help the Queen

10. My mum was giving birth