This weeks homework will consist of 1 numeracy task and the literacy homework will be to learn our Scots poem ‘Mrs Nae Offence’.
Pupils will perform this poem on Thursday 25th January as part of our Burns Celebration and 3 pupils will also be picked to compete in our annual Burns Competition.
Numeracy
Pyramids and Cylinders – Complete H35 and H36 in yellow jotter.
Spheres – Complete ‘Stained Glass Fractions’ worksheet.
Cubes – Complete ‘Stained Glass Fractions’ (halves and quarters) worksheet.
Literacy
Learn ‘Mrs Nae Offence’ by Gregor Steele.
We cry her Mrs Nae Offence –
That’s whit she likes tae say,
Afore sayin somethin awfie,
Then heidin on her way.
“Nae offence, but see yon skirt ye bocht,
It maks ye look gey fat.”
“Nae offence, ye’re like a standard lamp
When ye wear yir new blue hat.”
“Nae offence, but see yir perfume,”
She whitters like a doo,
“It minds me o thae yellae cubes
Ye get in a laddies’ loo.”
“Nae offence, but see yir hairdo,
Ye must hae been a mug
Tae fork oot twenty quid for that –
Ye look like a Pekingese dug.”
It fell upon ma granny
Tae pit her in her place.
Gran skelped her wi a brolly, sayin, “
Nae offence, but shut yir face.”
I’m so pleased that you’re learning my poem!
The pupils picked it and are really enjoying learning it. It is very funny 🙂