Duncow Diaries

my sister friend said to  the other friend ” what question you on?” so she said “2P” “say I need to before the question ”

“ok” “I need 2P”(I need to pee)

what do ice hockey players and magicians have in common?

they both do hat-trikes

what happened to the ice hockey player who demanded money?

he got a check

what do you call a deer with no eyes? I have know idear?

what do you call a deer with no eyes and legs? I still have know idea?

by James and Matthew L (both P6)

why can’t you argue with a cow?? because you’ll have beef with it!!!! bahahaha!!!

Why can’t cows go to a tea party???why….. Because they’ll spill the tea!!!

why did the cow cross the road? Causes it wanted to see the mooooovies.

Why did the cat chase the cow? Because it wanted some milk.

by Thomas p4

WHY Don’t Dalmatians LIKE PLAYING HIDE & SEEK…    BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GET FOUND 1ST🦮

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WITCH ON A BEACH…🥪                                             SANDWITCH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH       [PS]  HOPE YOU GET   BETTER! by lucas p4

Jokes

1. There was a man and his friend Joe. Joe picked up a piece of metal. “What’s this?”Joe asked.” I don’t Joe!” said the man(As in I don’t know).

2. “I’ve never seen a deer”said a woman. “How?”asked another. “I don’t doe!”said the first.

By Annabelle 💕

P.S I hope you’re feeling better Arthur.

Hi 👋 Arthur these are my funny jokes.

What do you call a boy who is 18? a free man.

What do you call a ice hockey area but you can’t wear ice skating shoes?a slip hazard.

Here’s some baby bunnies! Only 2 months one week old!