why can’t you argue with a cow?? because you’ll have beef with it!!!! bahahaha!!!
Why can’t cows go to a tea party???why….. Because they’ll spill the tea!!!
why did the cow cross the road? Causes it wanted to see the mooooovies.
Why did the cat chase the cow? Because it wanted some milk.
by Thomas p4
arthur!
WHY Don’t Dalmatians LIKE PLAYING HIDE & SEEK… BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GET FOUND 1ST
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WITCH ON A BEACH…
SANDWITCH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH [PS] HOPE YOU GET BETTER! by lucas p4
Jokes
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There was a man and his friend Joe. Joe picked up a piece of metal. “What’s this?”Joe asked.” I don’t Joe!” said the man(As in I don’t know).
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“I’ve never seen a deer”said a woman. “How?”asked another. “I don’t doe!”said the first.
By Annabelle 
P.S I hope you’re feeling better Arthur.
Hi 
Arthur these are my funny jokes.
What do you call a boy who is 18? a free man.
What do you call a ice hockey area but you can’t wear ice skating shoes?a slip hazard.
BABY BUNNIES!!!!!!!!
Here’s some baby bunnies! Only 2 months one week old!
World Book Day – Part 2 (More Extravaganza!!!!!!!)
World Book Day Fun – Part 2
We loved reading our books together and dressing up as our favourite characters!! Even all our teachers joined in too!
Can you guess who we are?
Can you guess our favourite book?
Can anyone find Wally?????
World Book Day 2025 Part 1 – What Fun!!!!
What a day!
World Book Day 2025 was a Success!!!
I loved how we did all the different games by Gregor P4
When we read, we succeed! by Becky P7
I love World Book Day because we did a character quiz and my team won! by Cole P7
I like how we celebrate books – it’s really special by Annabelle P5
I love when we all read together by Joseph P5
I loved how we got to share and dress up as our favourite characters! By Bodhi P7
I loved seeing everyone explain their favourite books and reading from their favourite books! By Vivi P5
I liked doing the world book day song and the quiz! I was Where’s Wally! By Dexter P5
I loved making a bookmark from Origami by Lydia P4
I LOVED DRESSING UP AS A DICTIONARY!!! WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!!!
I loved seeing all the different costumes and hearing what people loved to read!!! By James P6
I enjoyed seeing everyone’s costume
I liked seeing everyone enjoy reading their books!! By OILLIE P4
Books can take you into a fantasy world or factual world – I love THAT BY Matthew! P5
I love being an Ice-hockey player for the day. My favourite book! By Arthur
I really liked people extraordinary costumes and reading other peoples books. We even got a visit from a real author and got the hear from one from Wigton book festival! Was a great day!
by Lucas P4
P1-3 reports coming soon…
DUNCALVES
We are so proud of Becky, P7. She recently won a logo design competition. Our amazing parents are starting a toddler group here at Duncow and asked our children to create a design. All children worked so hard but Becky’s creation received the most votes!
Well done Becky.
‘Duncalves Toddler’ group will be opening soon – more information to follow!
SO EXCITING!!!!!
Super Learners
From super writers to bridge designers and speech makers, we have all been working hard!
P4-7 have been working hard with a writing programme and focusing on their punctuation!
As part of BIG THURSDAY children have been learning all about bridges and learning to create their own. Just wait till you see what they will build in our wood and across the river???????
All pupils continue to amaze us with the quality of preparation and delivery of their speeches! Just amazing.
Well done to all – we are so proud of you!
