There is a new school blog competition. To enter all you have to do is post a comment in the box underneath this post.
All you have to do is think of a funny NOT rude joke about winter. If you cannot leave a coment write it down on a piece of paper and give it to one of the bloggers! ITS EASY!!!
There will be posters up aroung the school to remind you to enter.
THERE WILL BE PRIZES!!!!!
For example…
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
I’m going to go first while we wait for Mr Irvine to post one of his fabulous jokes 😉
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Eddy!
Eddy who?
Eddy idea how I can cure this cold!
Q What creeps around the bakery at nightime at Christmas?
A Min spies
Q. What do you call a Snowman on roller blades?
A. A snowmobile!
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what tipe of tea does football players drink at christmas time
cold tea
What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
“You hang around while I go on ahead.”
It was so cold the optician was giving away free eye scrapers.
It was so cold…
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear!
What do peinguins use for napkins?
Flapkins
Q:what do you call a penguin in the sahara desert?
A:lost
Q:what is a penguin’s favourite shoe types?
A:flipper floppers
Q:Why is the slippery ice like music?
A:If you don’t C sharp-you’ll B flat!
Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
A: Leeks!
Q: What’s the difference between a polar bear and a banana?
A: You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a polar bear…
Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
Q. What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A. Icerbergers with chilly sauce.
Q.How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
A. You wake up wet!
Q. What goes ‘oh, oh, oh’?
A. Santa walking backwards.
Q. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!
Q.What did the sea say to the penguin?
A. Nothing it just waved!
In a field of cows which is the cow on holiday?
The one with the wee calf!!!!!!