“If only it was a bit smaller” said the general to his men. “This door is too big the enemies will easily see it we will be blown to bits” Then I came in saying “look what I have, I … Continue reading →

Oh, thank you for the giant teddy. It is so cool I’m going to go and bring it up to my room. Oh no it does not fit –if only it was a bit smaller. How am I going to sleep with it now? Oh, look it looks like it is getting smaller. What … Continue reading →