Jason went to the shop to get some food. It was extremely quiet in the town that day. He entered the shop and he found the beans but they cost £4. Jason had £2 so he went outside tied his t shirt around his face and shoplifted the beans! OI!  Come back here! Said the Shopkeeper. Jason ran as fast as he ever ran. He left the Shopkeeper in the dust after a few streets. Phew! Said Jason. He made his fish and chips with beans but when he ate the beans he felt really ill. When he checked the back it said best before 1977.