Welcome to the final edition of the Woodlands Post newspaper!
This is a special poetry edition of the newspaper and is sponsored by Mrs P’s Bakehouse, where you can get the best cakes in the whole of North Lanarkshire, maybe even the world!
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Now for some poetry. We have poems about cats, Deadpool, Cakes and Flash!
Flash poem
Flash had mash like he was in a dash
Flash is in a dash eat some mash
Flash had a splash had a crash like a car crash
Flash ran to mars to see some stars
Flash eat some trash saw a car crash
Flash saw a bird heard it purr like a kitty cat
Flash so a cow jump over the moon
Flash saw a plain flew around the lane
Flash saw to end the game
Flash saw a plain again
Flash went to Spain to blew up a plain like a pain.
by Aiden
Loud as a creeper!
Loud as a creeper
Like zombies moaning
Loud as a creeper
As they explode
Loud as a creeper
Like a pickaxe
Loud as a creeper
As mines
Loud as a creeper
Like a slobber
Then the creeper
IS A BOSS!!!
by Aaron T
Small Fluffy cats
SMALL FLUFFY CATS
MEOWING FOR FOOD
AS LOUD AS AN AIRHORN
SMALL FLUFFY CATS
PLAYING WITH THEIR OWNERS
AS PLAYFUL AS A HYPER TODDLER
SMALL FLUFFY CATS
SCRACHING PILLOWS
LIKE ROCKY PUNCHING A PUNCH BAG
SMALL FLUFFY CATS
SITTING AT THE DOOR ALL DAY
LIKE SOMEONE WAITING FOR THE APPLE SHOP
EVEN KNOW THE APPLE STORE DOES NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS!#
By Arran and Ciara
Creepy Castle!
CREEPY CASTLE
Zombie security guards
They accept birthday cards
CREEPY CASTLE
They don’t accept the other zombie clan
Because they don’t have a plan
CREEPY CASTLE
They have drum trucks
What cost a 1/0000 bucks
CREEPY CASTLE
They have oil tankers
They have zombie bankers
CREEPY CASTLE
They have skeleton dogs
What run a skeleton blog
CREEPY CASTLE
By Callum L
Cake
by Phoebe
Cute little cat
Cute little cat
Sleeps on a mat
And always chats
He is white
And always right
Someone wants to play
But they will pay
I scratch
The whole batch
Can I get food
Or I get in a mood
By Nicole
Deadpool
he is a bull he is fool
he is cool he plays pool
he rules
he lays in bad he jumps off a branch
and goes in a car
he goes to the bar
he fights for life
he likes knifes
as well as a army man
he likes guns it is fun.
he run
he is crazy
he is lazy
By Fraser
Fast Car
Fast car
Fast car
Always comes first
Fast car
Going too fast
Fast car
Zoom zoom
Fast car
Won every race
Fast car
Too good
Fast car
What car is faster
Fast car
To cool for school
Fast car
To nice
Fast car
By Charlie
Spiked Collared Animals
That are friends with mammals
They wear spike collars everyday
As long as they don’t play in clay
A snow leopard called Lest
Has a rare black spike that’s the best
One day a wolf called Closs
Said he is the boss
A cheetah called Clem
Said she has a spike in a den
One day a panda called Pope
Has the best spike everyone calls Hope
By Leila
OLD CREEPY CASTLE
old creepy castle the door goes creak like playing hide and seek old creepy castle whispering ghost children old creepy castle lights where going on and off old creepy castle you can hear chairs creaking old creepy castle you can hear children playing scary games old creepy castle you can hear children reading scary story’s old creepy castle you can see the devil singing old creepy castle devils shadow old creepy castle you can see the pictures on the wall shaking by the monsters power.
By Dylan McGuire
LOVE POEM
Love poem
You met at the new years eve party .
We will be free together .
You and me meet at the shops you buy me flowers .
You buy me rings .
You take me shopping to buy me things.
We love each other.
We love you please don’t leave.
By Mia
FLASH
by Neve
Puppy poem
By Zoe
love
by Paige
flash
Flash
Flash had a crash
Flash had some mash
Flash had a bash
Flash thot this was all trash
Flash went to spain
Flash went in the pool
For a big splash .
By Megan
Finally, here is a regular feature – a wordsearch of shape words
Thanks for reading the Woodlands Post.
We hope to run another edition next year so keep your eyes peeled!
