Please don’t say your dog ate it because it wont work I have already tried it and it so didn’t work.

1.The cat peed on it and it smelled really bad

2. It fell behind the couch and when I tried to pick it up a monster bit me.

3. My dad boiled it then ate it.

4. I was sick on it and then it got destroyed.

5. My cat had kittens on it.

6. My dad used it as a baking tray and burnt the house down.

7. It was in my back pocket but when I done the toilet it flushed away.

8. When I was at the park a nerd stole it and done it for me.