Thank you to all of the parents, friends and family that attended our P5 ‘Rain forest’ assembly this morning. The boys and girls would like to thank you for being a good audience.

In case you missed it. Here are some jokes which were included in it:

What do get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog because he croaks every night!

What do you call a snake that is good at maths?

An adder!

What do you call a gorilla with ear muffs on?

Anything you like…he can’t here you!