YE CANNAE

Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer grannie
Cause she’s yer mammie’s mammie
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye cannae shove yer other grannie
Cause she’s just yer daddie’s mammie
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH.

We’ll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We’ll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We’ll all go round to see her
We’ll all go round to see her
We’ll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE.

She’ll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She’ll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She’ll feed us mince and tatties
She’ll feed us mince and tatties
She’ll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM.

Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH.

Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer grannie
Cause she’s yer mammie’s mammie
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus.

Ye cannae eat yer porridge wi a fork SLURP SLURP
Ye cannae eat yer porridge wi a fork SLURP SLURP
Ye cannae eat yer porridge
Ye cannae eat yer porridge
Ye canny eat yer porridge wi a fork SLURP SLURP.