Author: Jake William

Cuphead Boss Fights Isle 4 Ranked

Moonshine mob – 8.333333333333/10 the fake ending is good (it got me first time

Glumstone the giant – 7/10 personally I don’t like being in peoples stomach acid

Howling aces – 9.9991/10 secret phase is easier than the base final

Mortimer freeze – 1/10 * inhales* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Esther Winchester – 6/10 no comment

A&D – 9/10 it took me a while to figure out the gimmick but once I did it was fine

Saltbaker – 10/20 too hard… like too hard

(saltbaker minions coming up next)

The Saltbaker ingredients – The finale of the cuphead rankings

This is the final ranking in my series of cuphead bosses and I hope you’ve read my other stuff on the other bosses. Cuphead is a game on par with dark souls in terms of difficulty and the same as a 60s cartoon in art style and these are the ingredients that the final boss (chef saltbaker) uses against you.

Wee fireball – -10/10 no comment

Strawberries – 4/10 the strawberries rain down on the arena at regular intervals. On their own they are not that bad but combined with others (as they usually are) they are a distraction so you end up dying to others.

Limes – 8/10 these are the best ingredient easily, they come spinning on the screen and turn around either going higher or lower depending on the starting position. I love these and learning when to duck and when to jump is really fun. occasionally parryable.

Sugar – 7/10 good but could be better. they fly across the screen in a wave pattern and occasionally are parryable. thats all.

Animal crackers – 0/20 these guys are the worst and they only do two things, Leap across the screen and be annoying.

Pineapple mint leaves – 2/10 I had no clue these were the pineapples from the howling aces fight and they’re quite annoying and the only one to appear in a phase past 1.

S+P Shakers – 10/10 only way to damage saltbaker 2nd phase

salt dancers – 9/10 they appear in a “Transition phase”  and seeing as how its the only thing in the phase, its good.

 

 

The Whoniverse. My experience and looking for others like me

I started watching doctor who with David Tennants first season with season 2 of “nu who” (Christopher Eccleston/9th doctor onwards). I will say my first impression was iffy but it grew on me (ask my friends😅). I will be rating every episode one of nu who. Let’s begin with season one episode one rose…

Rose was ok I guess, but it sets up all of the characters really well (Mickey gets eaten by a bad  CGI bin)

New earth was my entry point and lets just say it works (lady Cassandra O’Brien dot delta 17 makes her 2nd appearance)

Smith and jones had the first appearance of the judoon (space rhino police) for a while and it also made me scared of old ladies with plastic straws

Partners in crime has ADIPOSE that’s all

eleventh hour – *inhale* ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

impossible astronaut was quite good but confusing for (not so) little old me

asylum of the Daleks was the worst out of 11s first episodes but it was still good

deep breath REALLY FUNNY

magicians apprentice – one of my favourite episodes of all time

the pilot – eh it was ok I guess

the woman who fell to earth is underrated

Spy fall pt1 it was good

halloween apocalypse it was good

star beast – AMAZING

space babies – its in the name, it wasn’t good

robot revolution- better than space babies but that’s not a high  bar

 

 

My Easter in the Jersey camp ( The 32nd VS Jersey)

Diary Entry: Easter in Jersey…

During the Easter holidays (second week) Me, My friend, other friend and one other friend went to Jersey on a scouts trip. Lemme tell you about that…

We went on the plane on the second Sunday of the holiday and then went on the 1 and a half hour flight to the crown dependency. We landed at the only airport on the 9 mile long island and got on a bus to our lodge on the coast and split into our rooms 6 PEOPLE IN MY ROOM!

The first day on activity, we went to a place called adventure valley park and I started on the obstacle course (like go ape but different and more difficult). I went SECOND like an IDIOT and I got stuck just a couple (3000) times then I (my group but not myself) went on the 50 FOOT DROP and then got a break. ZIPLINE TIME! Apparently the zipline goes 50 MPH but it didn’t feel like it ( it was the only thing aside from the obstacle course that I did). There was also this thing called a king swing that would make me sick if I went on it.

For dinner that night we had a chippy ( pepperoni & BBQ Pizza. then chips seasoned with sadness/no salt), Then we went to the beach (probably illegally) and WAGED WAR WITH POSEIDON – the Greek God of Water!

NEXT DAY, feeling (not) awake and (not) refreshed after Alex and Aarron kept us up until like 12, we were forced to get up to rock music and prep for the day. I’m pretty sure we went to the beach, continued the war with Poseidon, looked at a war bunker then went to a war museum (I saw a Scouts Hitler version(Hitler youth) Knife)

That night we had Chicken curry (terrible) and rice (both over and undercooked). Poker is the game we played with a deck of cards I brought home.

More Coming at a later date or depending on when you’re reading this now if you look hard enough…