Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a COOKIE,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a COOKIE,
but she fell on her BAHOOKIE!
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh Aye!
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for LEEKS,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for LEEKS,
but she came back with HOLEY BREEKS!
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh Aye!
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a RUG,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a RUG,
but she came back with a HAIRY DUG!
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh Aye!
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a MUG,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a MUG,
but she came back with BIG RED LUGS!
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh Aye!
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a BAW,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for a BAW,
but she FELL AND BROKE HER JAW!
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh Aye!
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for SOME CLAES,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
I sent her for SOME CLAES,
but she came back with HAIRY TAES!
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh Aye!