Even MAIR fae Comely Park Primary, Falkirk!

We sent her for a duck ,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for a duck ,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for a duck ,
An she got hit by a truck!
Oh the world must be coming to an end
Oh Aye!

We sent her for champagne ,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for champagne ,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for champagne ,
But she was dissolved in acid rain!
Oh the world must be coming to an end
Oh Aye!

We sent her for a fork,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for a fork,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for a fork,
An she was pecked by a stork!
Oh the world must be coming to an end
Oh Aye!

We sent her for ice ,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for ice ,
Oh Aye! Oh Aye!
We sent her for ice ,
An she came back covered in lice!
Oh the world must be coming to an end
Oh Aye!