We sent her for aipples
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for aipples
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for aipples
an she stood on loads o staples
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh aye
We sent her for a mug
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for a mug
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for a mug
An she came back wi a dug
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh aye
We sent her for snack
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for snack
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for snack
an she nivver came back
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh aye
We sent her for balloons
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for balloons
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for balloons
she got kidnapped by twa loons
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh aye
We sent her for a bell
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for a bell
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for a bell
she said go dae it yersel
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh aye
