We sent her for bananas
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for bananas
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for bananas
An she went in her pyjamas
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh aye
We sent her for pears
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for pears
Oh aye, oh aye
We sent her for pears
An she fell doon the stairs
Oh the world must be coming tae an end
Oh aye