The Celts and Romans

Celts and Romans!

P4-7 have been working so hard learning all about the Celts! We enjoyed exploring about their life from 500BC – 43AD.  We even created our own roundhouses too!
The museum lent us an amazing artefact box from the Roman era. What fun we had predicting what the items were and then researching about their real function.  Some made us laugh – especially the ear wax cleaner! No one guessed that one right!

JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. What do you call a baby toy?

Toilet   HAHAHAHAHAHA

2.  What do you say to someone who is annoying a bumblebee?

Buzz off leave it bee!  HAHAHAHAHAHA

By Vivi    P.S Arthur I hope you feel better

 

 

Arthur!

HOW do you get Pikachu on a bus get ready you pouk him on. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

wat is a witch’s favourite thing in school it is science. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

BY GREGOR

4 jokes ( by 2 people)

my sister friend said to  the other friend ” what question you on?” so she said “2P” “say I need to before the question ”

“ok” “I need 2P”(I need to pee)

what do ice hockey players and magicians have in common?

they both do hat-trikes

 

what happened to the ice hockey player who demanded money?

he got a check

what do you call a deer with no eyes? I have know idear?

what do you call a deer with no eyes and legs? I still have know idea?

 

by James and Matthew L (both P6)

 

two funny jokes

why can’t you argue with a cow?? because you’ll have beef with it!!!! bahahaha!!!

Why can’t cows go to a tea party???why….. Because they’ll spill the tea!!!

why did the cow cross the road? Causes it wanted to see the mooooovies.

Why did the cat chase the cow? Because it wanted some milk.

by Thomas p4

arthur!

WHY Don’t Dalmatians LIKE PLAYING HIDE & SEEK…    BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GET FOUND 1ST🦮

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WITCH ON A BEACH…🥪                                             SANDWITCH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH       [PS]  HOPE YOU GET   BETTER! by lucas p4

 

Jokes

  1. There was a man and his friend Joe. Joe picked up a piece of metal. “What’s this?”Joe asked.” I don’t Joe!” said the man(As in I don’t know).

  2. “I’ve never seen a deer”said a woman. “How?”asked another. “I don’t doe!”said the first.

By Annabelle 💕

P.S I hope you’re feeling better Arthur.

Hi 👋 Arthur these are my funny jokes.

What do you call a boy who is 18? a free man.

What do you call a ice hockey area but you can’t wear ice skating shoes?a slip hazard.

 

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