Horror had filled the room Crawling its way To the 90 year old broom Doom is on its way   There will be doom tonight Boom will be heard All like a horrible bite Of doom   Boom will be … Continue reading →

My friend and I were playing Fan roulette   It was fun Until My friend Split his Head Open   I didn’t Know what to say He was in PAIN   I was Running  round The room   He had … Continue reading →

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Parents Never Say… Play IPad all day Drink as much Pepsi as you want Stay up all night Wake up when you want Have McDonalds for ever Leave all the lights on Turn my shed into my room Don’t do … Continue reading →

Parents never say Go on your tablet all day Don’t go to school Have a food fight I hate you Don’t do your homework   Speak all day Never have a shower Keep your light on all day Take all … Continue reading →

There was a jolly monster In a jolly hat Went into a cave Got chased out by a bat   Jolly monster ran He ran into a cat When  jolly monster fell He lost his jolly hat   When jolly … Continue reading →

I saw a jolly eagle On a jolly cliff He is a jolly hunter When he gets a jolly sniff   He saw a jolly mouse Being jolly on his own Until its jolly wings Swooped down like a jolly … Continue reading →

One day,  I was at my Horse riding And my horse    Was clip clopping Down the road     My horse fell     AAAHH! I said My horse’s leg Was sore She was ok I had lots of … Continue reading →

‘Groan’ Ups Never Say… leave the door open eat all the sweets sleep all day roller skate in the house make a den on the roof set fire to the house make a pool in your room roast  mallows on … Continue reading →

Green man in the house running about like a mouse . Green man stealing everything from my fridge and decides to jump off a bridge.   Pulling flowers everywhere just like he does not care. Jumping on the trampoline having … Continue reading →