Winter Night   The dark skies are as black as a lamb’s fur. I feel the cold air… brrr.   The leaves are slowly moving, looks like they are cruising.   Oh fabulous winter’s night Hope you and sun don’t … Continue reading →

So, There I was Minding my bees wax Doing ma thing Waiting at the bus stop Then Something caught my Eye A spiky fence! Well of course I didn’t know it was spiky If I stood on it! So, I … Continue reading →

Looking out The window Seeing a man Holding a gun AAAAAAAAA I must call Nine, nine, nine “Hello what do You need help with?” There’s a guy holding a gun Outside my house AAAAAAAAA!! “You’re joking right” No I’m not! … Continue reading →

Horror had filled the room Crawling its way To the 90 year old broom Doom is on its way   There will be doom tonight Boom will be heard All like a horrible bite Of doom   Boom will be … Continue reading →

My friend and I were playing Fan roulette   It was fun Until My friend Split his Head Open   I didn’t Know what to say He was in PAIN   I was Running  round The room   He had … Continue reading →

Walking  hame  fi school Wi ma big bag I trips oor like a fool Ma troosers are like a rag.

Parents Never Say… Play IPad all day Drink as much Pepsi as you want Stay up all night Wake up when you want Have McDonalds for ever Leave all the lights on Turn my shed into my room Don’t do … Continue reading →

Parents never say Go on your tablet all day Don’t go to school Have a food fight I hate you Don’t do your homework   Speak all day Never have a shower Keep your light on all day Take all … Continue reading →

There was a jolly monster In a jolly hat Went into a cave Got chased out by a bat   Jolly monster ran He ran into a cat When  jolly monster fell He lost his jolly hat   When jolly … Continue reading →

I saw a jolly eagle On a jolly cliff He is a jolly hunter When he gets a jolly sniff   He saw a jolly mouse Being jolly on his own Until its jolly wings Swooped down like a jolly … Continue reading →