A Dug, A Dug by Bill Keys
| Hey, daddy, wid yi get us a dug? A big broon alsatian? Ur a wee white pug, Ur a skinny wee terrier ur a big fat bull. Aw, daddy. Get us a dug. Wull ye? |
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| N whose dug’ll it be when it durties the flerr? and pees’n the carpet, and messes the sterr? It’s me ur yur mammy’ll be taen fur a mug. Away oot an play. Yur no needin a dug. |
floor stair |
| Bit, daddy! Thur gien thum away doon therr at the RSPCA. Yu’ll get wan fur nothing so ye wull. Aw, daddy. Get us a dug. Wull ye? |
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| Doon therr at the RSPCA! Dae ye hink ah’ve goat nothing else tae dae bit get you a dug that ah’ll huftae mind? Yur no needin a dug. Ye urny blind! |
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| Bit, daddy, thur rerr fur guardin the hoose an thur better’n cats fur catchin a moose, an wee Danny’s dug gies is barra a pull. Aw, hey daddy. Get us a dug. Wull ye? |
barrow |
| Dae ye hear im? Oan aboot dugs again? Ah hink that yin’s goat dugsn the brain. Ah know whit ye’ll get; a skiten the lug if ah hear any merr aboot this bliddy dug. |
slap, ear |
| Bit, daddy, it widnae be dear tae keep N ah’d make it a basket fur it tae sleep N ah’d take it fur runs away orr the hull. Aw, daddy. Get us a dug. Wull ye? |
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| Ah don’t hink thur’s ever been emdy like you. Ye could wheedle the twist oot a flaming coarkscrew. Noo get doon aff mah neck. Ah don’t want a hug. Awright. That’s anuff. Ah’ll get ye a dug. |
anybody |
| Aw, daddy! A dug! A dug! |
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