{"id":93,"date":"2023-10-30T12:23:49","date_gmt":"2023-10-30T12:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/?p=93"},"modified":"2023-10-30T20:51:53","modified_gmt":"2023-10-30T20:51:53","slug":"the-tree-by-j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/2023\/10\/30\/the-tree-by-j\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tree by J. X. E. X. W. X."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"TextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\" lang=\"EN-GB\" xml:lang=\"EN-GB\" data-contrast=\"auto\"><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">It is a sunny morning next to a lake.<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\"> Squirrel man climbs a tree. He got to the top and he fell<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">. He went <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">up<\/span> <span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">inste<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">ad of down. <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">Ps. <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">That\u2019s<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\"> not gravity! Now <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">he\u2019s<\/span> <span class=\"NormalTextRun AdvancedProofingIssueV2Themed SCXW56585415 BCX8\">falling down<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">. <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">He<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\"> think<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">s<\/span> <span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">he is <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">going to be sick. BLEEEEE.<\/span> <span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">He<\/span> <span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">hit<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">s<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\"> the ground with a BANG<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">!!!!!!!! <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">He is<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\"> fine. <\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\">He<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW56585415 BCX8\"> got up and celebrated.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"EOP SCXW56585415 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is a sunny morning next to a lake. Squirrel man climbs a tree. He got to the top and he fell. He went up instead of down. Ps. That\u2019s not gravity! Now he\u2019s falling down. He thinks he is going to be sick. BLEEEEE. He hits the ground with a BANG!!!!!!!! He is fine. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/2023\/10\/30\/the-tree-by-j\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Tree by J. X. E. X. W. X.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11918,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11918"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/writingadventures\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}