Month: March 2024

Starter- We have a cold slice of chicken wings with a gooey touch to it.

Meal- A grass and gooey sour burnt burger.

Dessert- A horrific, dull poo with cold, gooey leaves.

Drink- A smelly as poo, hot water with sour milk.

Monster menu

Main course- Juicy human liver crust with human faeces.

Pudding- Soft human bone.

Drink- Warm human pee.

Starter- Juicy, crispy ear with salt.

– Fresh human skin.

– Deep fried human foot.

Main – Golden fried human head with tasty blood.

– Fried hard toenails.

Pudding- Eye balls.

-cold, fruity ice cream.

Drinks- Hot, oily ear wax with blood.

 

 

Monster Menu

Starter- A wet, juicy cheese burger with a juicy, brain nugget.

Main- A packet of oily, smelly finger fries.

Dessert- A spicy zombie McFlurry.

Monster Menu

Starter- A wet, brown soup served with awful fingers.

Main- Bitter chips that are mouldy and an oily, smelly burger.

Dessert- An out of date Kit kat that is cheesy with one hundred year old bananas.