{"id":20292,"date":"2017-05-24T14:26:46","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T13:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/bishopton\/?p=20292"},"modified":"2017-05-24T14:26:46","modified_gmt":"2017-05-24T13:26:46","slug":"there-was-a-wee-lassie-who-swallowed-a-midgie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/re\/bishopton\/2017\/05\/24\/there-was-a-wee-lassie-who-swallowed-a-midgie\/","title":{"rendered":"There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie!"},"content":{"rendered":"

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie. I don’t know why she swallowed a midgie so teeny and squidgy.<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a trout, it flip flopped and swim swam and bubbled about.<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie. I don’t know why she swallowed a midgie so teeny and squidgy.<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a puffin. As if it where nothing, she swallowed a puffin!<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a Scottie. Completely dotty, she swallowed a Scottie!<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed an eagle. Its really not legal to swallow and eagle!<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a seal. Like no big deal, she swallowed a seal!<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a cow. I mean – wow! – she swallowed a cow!<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a Nessie. Its especially messy to swallow a Nessie!<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a loch. It was massive but, och, she swallowed a loch!<\/p>\n

There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie, but why a midgie, so teeny and squidgy?<\/p>\n

and could she have swallowed yet more? – no doubt! but the loch that sloshed through her washed everything…. OUT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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