{"id":764,"date":"2021-11-03T15:03:46","date_gmt":"2021-11-03T15:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/?page_id=764"},"modified":"2021-11-17T13:30:38","modified_gmt":"2021-11-17T13:30:38","slug":"the-big-black-chair","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/extra-poems\/the-big-black-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"The Big Black Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our big black chair<br \/>\nI must declare is just as big<br \/>\nas a big brown bear.<\/p>\n<p>With hairs like a bear<br \/>\nand ears like a bear,<br \/>\nit&#8217;s just so ugly <em><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t really care.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s got a big hairy rump<br \/>\nand eyes that will make you jump.<br \/>\nI hate it so much<br \/>\nuseless as a\u00a0 fat lump.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s got legs like palm trees<br \/>\nand a tail like a poo.<br \/>\nI really wouldn&#8217;t sit on it<br \/>\nif I were you.<\/p>\n<p>But wait hold on<br \/>\nits beginning to rise,<\/p>\n<p>I see rage in its eyes<br \/>\nIt roared it stomped<\/p>\n<p>shook its head<br \/>\nand a few minutes later<br \/>\nI was dead.<\/p>\n<p>By Finlay H<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our big black chair I must declare is just as big as a big brown bear. With hairs like a bear and ears like a bear, it&#8217;s just so ugly I don&#8217;t really care.\u00a0 It&#8217;s got a big hairy rump and eyes that will make you jump. I hate it so much useless as a\u00a0 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/extra-poems\/the-big-black-chair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Big Black Chair&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10838,"featured_media":0,"parent":664,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-764","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10838"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":850,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/764\/revisions\/850"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}