{"id":2008,"date":"2022-05-11T14:46:02","date_gmt":"2022-05-11T13:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/?page_id=2008"},"modified":"2022-05-13T09:48:22","modified_gmt":"2022-05-13T08:48:22","slug":"the-friendship-soup-presented","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/friendship-soup\/the-friendship-soup-presented\/","title":{"rendered":"The Friendship Soup Presented"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ingredients:<br \/>\na handful of embarrassment<br \/>\na cup of mum jokes<br \/>\nmissing dad milk<br \/>\na world of trash talk<br \/>\na tank of lies<br \/>\n2 cringe peppers plus an extra pinch<\/p>\n<p>Method:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>First grab a pot and add hot water then put it on the stove.<\/li>\n<li>Then add a handful of embarrassment to a high heat pot.<\/li>\n<li>After twenty minutes add a cup of mum jokes then stir.<\/li>\n<li>After stirring add missing dad milk then leave for ten minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Then mix in a world of trash talk.<\/li>\n<li>And as fast as you can add a tank of lies in till it overflows.<\/li>\n<li>Then add two cringe peppers.<\/li>\n<li>Leave for thirty minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Lastly and a pinch more cringe peppers.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>By Fraser R<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ingredients: a handful of embarrassment a cup of mum jokes missing dad milk a world of trash talk a tank of lies 2 cringe peppers plus an extra pinch Method: First grab a pot and add hot water then put it on the stove. Then add a handful of embarrassment to a high heat pot. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/friendship-soup\/the-friendship-soup-presented\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Friendship Soup Presented&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10815,"featured_media":0,"parent":1995,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2008","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10815"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2102,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2008\/revisions\/2102"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}