Ingredients
\n200g of football
\n250g of joy
\n1.2 litres of jealousy
\n150ml of arguments
\n3 cups of trust
\n300g of honesty
\n1.5 litres of patience
\n1 tbsp of embarrassment<\/p>\n
Method
\nStep 1. Add 3 cups of of trust and 1.2 litres of jealousy to a pot of hot water and let simmer for 3-4 minutes<\/p>\n
Step 2.\u00a0 Add your tbsp of embarrassment and 300g of honesty to your pot to simmer with the others<\/p>\n
Step 3. Whizz 150 ml of arguments, 200g of football and 1.5 litres of patience to a blender and blend until a paste<\/p>\n
Step 4. Add your paste to your pot of broth and stir<\/p>\n
Step 5. Add your soup to a bowl and sprinkle a pinch of joy.<\/p>\n
Now your soup is ready eat it while it’s hot.<\/p>\n
By Joel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ingredients 200g of football 250g of joy 1.2 litres of jealousy 150ml of arguments 3 cups of trust 300g of honesty 1.5 litres of patience 1 tbsp of embarrassment Method Step 1. Add 3 cups of of trust and 1.2 litres of jealousy to a pot of hot water and let simmer for 3-4 minutes … <\/p>\n