I woke up upside-down today
\nI wasn’t feeling good
\nNothing’s going the right way
\nI’m in a funny mood<\/p>\n
I cartwheeled to school
\nthrough the mud and the muck
\nI looked like a fool
\nand I got a bit stuck<\/p>\n
When\u00a0 I got to class
\nI sang my alphabet in French
\nI sang it much too fast
\nand I got put on the bad kid bench<\/p>\n
I couldn’t sit still
\nmy hair was flying,
\nI taped my hands to the floor
\nI couldn’t\u00a0 stop but I was trying<\/p>\n
I said the head teacher looked rubbish
\nin my attempt to compliment her
\nshe said I would be punished
\nand I said, ‘Yes sir’<\/p>\n
I got home and petted my mum
\nnot the dog
\nI brushed the fake teeth of my garden gnome
\nand went back to sleep in a bog.<\/p>\n
By AK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I woke up upside-down today I wasn’t feeling good Nothing’s going the right way I’m in a funny mood I cartwheeled to school through the mud and the muck I looked like a fool and I got a bit stuck When\u00a0 I got to class I sang my alphabet in French I sang it much … <\/p>\n