I can’t get today the right way up,
\nI went to bed at dawn,
\nbut the teacher woke me in the night,
\nand asked where I had gone.<\/p>\n
I said, I woke at dusk,
\ngot dressed and went to school.
\nThat explains who broke my window,
\nand covered my desk in drool.<\/p>\n
I fell to my knees and pleaded,
\nI swear it wasn’t me.
\nOf course it was you, my teacher said,
\nthat much is clear to see.<\/p>\n
I got up and looked,
\nat the fury in her eyes,
\nOh fury, I said, I thought
\nI had a likely demise.<\/p>\n
You don’t my teacher said,
\nOh no please miss!
\nThere will be no punishment
\nand with that I was dismissed<\/p>\n
Finlay Hunt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I can’t get today the right way up, I went to bed at dawn, but the teacher woke me in the night, and asked where I had gone. I said, I woke at dusk, got dressed and went to school. That explains who broke my window, and covered my desk in drool. I fell to … <\/p>\n